tescosfinest:

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  1. everyone: eurovision is a time to put politics aside for a night!
  2. Russia: *is favourite to win*
  3. everyone: *swEATS NERVOUSLy*

phalasophy:

teaforyourginaa:

eay5ia:

friendlyneighborhoodpegacorn:

dynastylnoire:

blxckd-amative:

threehourstonevada:

erdsthenerds:

bastillearda:

gutsygumshoe:

cephalopodvictorious:

gunsounds:

its “thighs rubbing together under ya sundress” season

Buy cute, cheap lace leggings. Cut them a little above your knee. Hem them or don’t, but then you can wear them under your sundresses and not worry about how you sit or if your thighs chafe, and if anyone sees them they look cute af so hell yes

Or a little deodorant between the thighs is magical

Also, LUSH sells this dust called Silky Underwear that makes your skin smooth so they don’t stick together or chafe.

I love that we’re all here for each other in this season of need

Monistat has an anti-chafing gel that works wonders and I live by. You can usually find it in the feminine care aisle of any drugstore. 

There’s this stuff called Glide…pretty cheap & works hella miracles

I’m so ready for sundress season. 

reblog to save a thigh

REBLOG TO SAVE A THIGH

for my plushy mamas ☺️

plush solidarity ❤

fredspatronus:

when your neighbour doesn’t give you 12 points

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inklaineation:

Eurovision: NO POLITICAL SONGS

Ukraine: Sings a song titled 1944 that’s definately about Russia being assholes

i love this filter

sappheau:

no other person on this planet was made for you, they were made for themselves. love is all about choices. no one is going to be perfect for you, and i think we need to stop raising everyone on the belief that someone out there, just one other person in the whole world, was “made for you” because it isn’t true. no one is made for you, besides you. other people belong to themselves. if you want to make it work with someone, it’s about hard work, understanding, compassion, communication, and choice

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